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  He picked up my purse and handed it to me, keeping some distance between us.

  I fished out my cell with one hand, dialed 911, and filled the police in on the situation. “I just got held up in the Parkside Shopping Plaza. The attacker’s knocked out. Hurry!”

  The man rubbed the back of his head and came over to me. “You alright?” The sound of sirens split the air.

  I gulped and nodded, even though I wasn’t entirely sure. “Where the hell did you come from, anyway?” I asked. “You just flew in like some kind of superhero.” I gestured to the sky.

  “Big hero, seeing as how you saved me.” He jerked his thumb toward the oil change shop next to us. “I was working late tonight on the roof, ripping off the last few shingles, and I saw what was happening.” He scratched the dog behind its ear, which set one paw twitching. “And my trusty sidekick here shows up when it’s all over,” he said to the big black Labrador retriever.

  “I’m Kristen Gold, by the way. I’d shake your hand but I’m holding a knife.” I shrugged.

  “I’m Tony Malone. And this is my useless dog, Winston. Must have been sleeping in the truck, you beast.” He swiped his forehead with the back of his hand. Blood was dribbling from the side of his head into his long dark hair, pulled back with a handkerchief. He had a mustache and goatee, and gleaming tanned skin that covered taut muscles. If I had seen both men approaching me in the parking lot, he’s the one I would’ve been afraid of.

  Again, with the infallible instincts.

  “I hope they’re bringing an ambulance, too,” I said. “You look horrible.”

  He shook his head. “Just a few bumps. I’ve had worse.” He braced his hands above his knees and leaned forward, catching his breath. The man didn’t have an ounce of fat on him.

  The guy on the pavement was still not moving beneath me. Is he dead?

  Three cop cars tore into the parking lot. Doors flew open and three officers jumped out, two drawing their guns on the guy underneath me, while another pointed his at Tony.

  “Hands in the air, Malone,” shouted one of the cops.

  Winston growled, while Tony held his hands up.

  “Wait! He tried to help,” I said. “This is the guy you want. The one I’m standing on.” I seriously hoped I wasn’t breaking any laws. I’d never even gotten a speeding ticket.

  The police ordered the guy under me to get up and I stepped away. “This is his knife,” I said, holding it out in front of me with two fingers.

  The attacker didn’t respond, so two officers pulled the man up from the ground. “How the hell did you take this guy down?” one of them asked me. He linked a pair of cuffs on the guy who was now mumbling and incoherent.

  I pointed to Tony. “He jumped off the roof and knocked him over. But then that guy pulled the knife on him. So I disarmed him.” I shrugged.

  The cop looked me up and down, taking in all five-foot-five of me, and my bulky, one hundred and twenty pounds. “How?”

  “A few tae kwon do moves, but then the guy bit me, so Tony knocked him out.” Didn’t need to explain the embarrassing underwear part.

  Tony swore. “Why did you wait for me to jump in if you know tae kwon do?”

  I pointed the knife at him. “It’s a lot different in real life with a crazy man holding a knife than it is when you’re practicing on women you invite to jewelry parties and happy hour.” I straightened my skirt and handed the knife to one of the officers.

  The short, stocky cop took off his sunglasses. “Malone, you got in a fight with this guy?”

  He shook his head. “I punched him when he made a rude comment.”

  “He was trying to save me,” I reminded them.

  “I should call your parole officer on this.”

  My mouth dropped. He was a criminal? And now he was getting into trouble because of me?

  Tony shrugged. “I finished parole last month. And it wasn’t a fight.”

  Another cop turned to Tony. “You want us to call an ambulance? Looks like you might need stitches in your head.”

  Tony waved him off. “Don’t bother. I don’t have medical insurance, anyways.”

  I picked up my purse and the wallpaper book and rushed over to him. “I’ll pay. You got hurt because of me.”

  He scrubbed his hands across his face. “How about you just get me a six-pack and we call it even? I’m not going to the hospital, and the alcohol will probably help more than anything the doctors could do.”

  I frowned. “Let me drop off this book and we’ll talk this over.”

  I headed for the paint store, which was my original destination before I was scheduled to join my sister for drinks with the latest guy she was pushing on me. The tiny shopping plaza was off the beaten path, but I’d never considered it dangerous. The ceramic studio where I’d once brought my niece, Lucy, was here, along with an optician’s office, the oil change shop and a few empty storefronts. There were a couple of bars a block or two over. That must’ve been where my attacker had come from.

  A police officer caught up to me as I hurried across the plaza. He asked a few more questions as I slipped the book in the drop box. Being the busy-body aunt that I was, I’d volunteered to redecorate Lucy’s bedroom and the wallpaper sample book was a week overdue.

  Knew we should have gone with paint instead.

  As we headed back toward Tony and the other cops, the officer stopped me. “Listen, I know that guy helped you out, but you don’t want to hang around him.”

  “Why not?”

  “He’s got an arrest record, and he’s no stranger to fights. Just say your thanks and stay away.”

  But this news didn’t really change my feelings. This guy had leapt off a roof to help me and gotten hurt in the process. Who knows if I would’ve gotten the chance—and the courage—to fight back if he hadn’t intervened? But I figured it was best to humor the cop. “Okay, thanks for the heads-up.”

  The officers took our statements and then cleared the scene, while Tony and I stood in the empty parking lot. The day was moments from going dark, and the lights in the parking lot had flickered on. “Does it hurt?” My fingers hovered over the gash on his forehead.

  He shook his head. “It’ll probably hurt tomorrow.”

  His goatee tickled my arm and I pulled back. “So, you really jumped off that roof?” It was only one story, but still.

  “I hung off the side and then pushed off the wall. I didn’t realize you were about to kick his ass or I would’ve kept working.” He grinned, showing off perfectly straight, white teeth.

  Something was off about this guy, but I couldn’t put my finger on it. His rough appearance was hiding something beneath. I reached for his arm and brushed off some gravel.

  Scratches marked his back and a few tiny stones were stuck in his skin. I set one hand on his shoulder, and used the other to pluck out the little rocks. “They didn’t break the skin. Just a few dents.” His skin was hot under my fingertips. “Turn around.”

  He did as I told him without complaint. My fingers grazed his skin, searching for bumps and bruises. My fingers glided over the muscles on his chest and stomach. I sucked in a breath when I saw the backside of his left arm. “You’ve got a really bad scrape. I think the cop was right—you should go to the hospital. That gash on the side of your forehead looks bad, too.” I pulled back, and my hands felt warm from the heat of his skin.

  He reached up to feel the wound, and then looked at the tips of his fingers, dappled with spots of dark red. “Nah, the bleeding is tapering off already. I’m fine. You okay?”

  I nodded. “If you’re not going to let me take you to the hospital, can I at least take you out for a beer? I could use one myself after that.” I was feeling a bit shaky now.

  He cocked his head. “That cop didn’t warn you off?”

  Damn it, I was blushing. “I’m a big girl. I can be my own judge of character.”

  He stared at me. “I have a feeling you’re going to pester me until I let you show some
sort of thanks.”

  I nodded. “I am. Smart man.”

  He laughed. “Not exactly. Let me pack up my stuff and we’ll grab a drink.”

  He loaded some tools in his pickup truck, pulled on a clean shirt, and told me to meet him at a bar on Main Street. “This isn’t the best neighborhood for someone like you at night.” He opened his door, and his dog jumped in.

  I jerked my thumb over my shoulder. “I’m sorry, you didn’t see me disarm that guy?”

  “You might run into someone with a bigger knife and a worse temper next time. A girl like you can’t take any chances.”

  I raised an eyebrow. “A girl like me?”

  Walking back to me, his gaze swept from my head to my toes. “Beautiful. Rich. Look at how you’re dressed.”

  I shook my head. “I’m not rich.” I didn’t mention that my parents were. But beautiful? Yeah, I’d take beautiful even if it was just a smoke job.

  “It doesn’t take much to be considered rich around here. Don’t see too many people looking like you in these parts.”

  I crossed my arms. “I’m dressed up because I’m going on a blind date.” At the bra bar. Impressive, for sure.

  “Then you better get to it. Don’t worry about me.”

  I shook my head. “I’m canceling. I’m too upset, and I really want to get a drink. With you.”

  “Fine. Let’s get out of here. I’ll meet you at The Sundowner.”

  He hopped in his old pickup truck with his dog’s head hanging out the passenger-side window and made a fast right onto Main Street.

  My hands shook as I drove to the bar. Maybe the cop was right. I didn’t know anything about this guy. I didn’t even know why he’d been in jail. But still, I needed to thank him. Then I could be at home in my jammies with a bowl or two of ice cream.

  I called my sister, Beth, on the way there. “You’re half an hour late,” she said. “Rob is just about ready to leave, Krissy.”

  I hated when she called me that and she knew it. “Some guy just tried to mug me. I’m not coming to meet you guys.”

  “Oh my god! Are you alright? Do you want me to come over?” This was the perfect mishap that would keep her busy fretting for weeks. She really needed to get a job.

  “No, don’t come over. I’m fine. Actually, this other guy jumped in to stop him. I’m taking him out for a drink to thank him. Then I’m going home for a long, hot bath. Tell Rob maybe another time.” But I was relieved I didn’t have to go out with another one of Beth’s set-ups. Just because she was bored in her marriage didn’t mean she had to play social director for me.

  Even if I had been engaged three times at the ripe old age of twenty-six.

  “I don’t know. Rob’s not the kind to be stood up.”

  “Then maybe Rob’s not my type.” No maybes about it.

  At the pub, I ordered us beer and nachos, but I was far too queasy to eat. Tony quickly polished off the plate. “I skipped my lunch break today,” he said, apologetically. He rested his hands on the table. They were streaked with blood and tar. He looked down at them. “Should’ve washed my hands first.”

  “Me, too.” I rubbed my temples. “But I’m too wired to eat. Nothing like that has ever happened to me before.” My butt really hurt from when that jerk pushed me over, but I couldn’t exactly rub it.

  He tried wiping his hands off on a napkin. “I wouldn’t think so. What were you doing there anyway? All those shops were closed.”

  I looked at the ceiling and rolled my eyes. “Dropping off a way-overdue wallpaper sample book. My niece is looking for a new bedroom theme.” I lifted a shoulder. “When you’re single with no kids, doting on nieces and nephews is a very fulfilling hobby.”

  He snorted and shook his head. “I was right. Someone like you definitely shouldn’t have been in that neighborhood at night.”

  “What?”

  “Nothing. We’re just from very different worlds.”

  I wasn’t going to walk down that road. “So, I hope your girlfriend won’t mind you being out with me tonight.” Surely, someone who looked like him had a girlfriend. No, he wasn’t classically handsome, but he was intense, with those dark blue eyes and chiseled features. His hair and goatee made him hot in a dangerous, sexy way. He looked like a man who knew how to take care of a woman, in and out of the bedroom.

  Anyone I ever went out with looked like they had a routine bedtime, a five-star safety rated car, and was sure to pay their credit card balance in advance and in full. None of my exes would’ve jumped off a building for me, because who knew if insurance covered that?

  He shook his head. “No girlfriend right now. Single life suits me fine.”

  I leaned back against the leather seat of the booth. “Me too. I’m kind of relieved I was able to cancel the date. My sister sets me up with guys she’d be interested in. We have different taste in men.”

  That earned a raised eyebrow. Then he said, “So aren’t you going to ask?”

  “What?”

  “Why I went to prison. Like I told the cops, I’m fresh off parole.”

  I took a long swig of beer and thought about getting another. “It doesn’t matter what you did in the past. What matters to me is what you did tonight.”

  He shrugged.

  “But maybe you shouldn’t have punched the guy. I’d feel horrible if you went back to jail because of me.”

  He set down his bottle of beer. “He attacked you—and he was looking up your skirt, the perv. You don’t deserve that. In the past, like back in college? I might have let that slide. But now I know what kind of people are out there.”

  I blushed and looked down. No one had ever gotten in a fight over me. I’d never seen a man knocked out on my behalf. “Are you going to be too sore to work tomorrow”?

  “Doesn’t matter. I’ll be there to finish up the roof. I was lucky my uncle took a chance on me when I was released. He’s the only one in my family that still talks to me. It’s made things difficult for him and some of the other relatives. I can’t let him down.”

  “Well, definitely take several ibuprofen tonight for the swelling and get plenty of rest. Oh, and some ice packs for your head and you might want—”

  He reached over, patted my hand and the words disappeared in my throat. Despite the very intimate, stressful encounter we shared, he hadn’t touched me. His skin on mine had a surprising effect that made me shiver.

  I looked at his hand and then stared into his eyes. Nothing about him made me scared. Nothing about him said, Run.

  He smiled. “No need to worry. I plan on downing a few more beers at home and sleeping it off.” He pulled his hand away and signaled to the waitress for the bill.

  “No, let me get that.”

  “Ah, right. The obligatory thank you. Fine, you can pick up the check, only because I know it will make you feel better.”

  It really seemed like a totally inadequate way to thank a man for saving my life.

  Then, it was like he was reading my thoughts. “I was in the right place at the right time for once. Usually, I’m in the wrong place at the wrong time with all the wrong people.” He grinned. “It was nice for a change”

  I jotted down my phone number on the back of my business card and handed it to him. “Call me if you change your mind about going to the hospital. I can afford it, don’t worry.”

  He took my card and looked at it. “Real estate agent, huh?”

  I nodded. “And despite the bad economy, I’m doing fine. Just listed a beautiful Victorian yesterday. I can pay for medical care if you need it.”

  “Thanks, but I’m sure I’ll be fine.”

  He walked me to my car. “You go straight home and be careful where you go at night from now on.”

  “I will.” I stood there next to my car, inches away from him. It had the nervous feeling of a first-date kiss.

  He held out his hand. “Nice meeting you, Kristen.”

  “You, too, Tony. Take care.” He stood in the parking lot and watched me
drive away.

  I couldn’t sleep. Whenever I started drifting off, the drunk man’s wild eyes appeared before mine and I woke with a start, clutching my quilt. Finally, at three a.m., I cried myself to sleep, letting my mind run in a thousand wild directions with all the horrible things that could’ve happened. Tony’s blue eyes were the last thing I saw before I finally conked out.

  “Monica? It’s Kristen. I’m not coming in today. I’ll get some work done from home.”

  “Everything okay?” she asked. She served up office gossip like fresh apple pie.

  “Just a little run down today. I don’t want to get sick.” I was too tired and still too shaky to go to work. And I wasn’t ready to rehash the story just yet.

  But that might have been a bad idea. I tried watching TV and I tried cleaning. But home alone with just my thoughts, I could think of nothing but the attacker—and Tony.

  Remembering that he said he’d skipped lunch the day before, I decided to bring him something to eat. It was the least I could do. Beer and nachos seemed like a pretty lame thank-you looking back on it the next day.

  I drove to the plaza, now filled with cars and customers. Still, my heart sped up and my eyes swept the area for anyone out of place. Four men knelt on the roof of the oil-change shop, swinging hammers in the hot sun. I noticed Tony’s dark hair brushing his shoulders and smiled. I parked next to his pickup, and Winston’s head popped out the side window, his tongue lolling off to the side.

  “Hi, boy,” I said, patting his head. He nudged me with his wet nose.

  One of the guys elbowed Tony, who stopped working and looked down at me. I was hoping for a smile from him, but he looked entirely confused.

  I heard some good-natured jeering from the other guys as he climbed down the ladder.

  “It’s a lot easier that way, isn’t it?” I teased.

  “But not as fast as jumping. Looking for some more bad guys to take down?” He planted his hands on his hips and grinned.

  “I wanted to see how you were feeling today. And to bring you this.” I held up a brown paper bag packed with a tuna sandwich, a banana, and a few Oreos. “You said you skipped lunch yesterday.”

  He wiped his brow with the back of his hand. “I can’t believe you remembered that after everything that happened.” He took the bag from me. “Thanks. How are you today? I was thinking about you last night.”